...we live by passion and not by law... (3spacestoosmall) wrote,
...we live by passion and not by law...
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You never call, you never write...

CIVILIZATION!!! I have been hulled up in a house doing NOTHING for like, the past 2 months... There's absolutely NOTHING exciting that happens in my life and our internet SUCKS... Chances are that 1/3 of the way through typing this the internet will disconnect and I'll have to keep RECONNECTING the sucka and starting over again... This is how my life goes...

Aunt Esmo- "Don't smoke upstairs!! I don't know how many times I have to warn you guys I will ground you!"

Ana and AJ casually look at each other - "Yeah..."

And the first thing that happens when AJ and Ana go upstairs is they smoke a bowl...

The second thing is they smoke a cigarette...

Everyday, it's the same thing. My throat is bleeding right now because of inhalation... Everyday I wake up, go to school, come home, get a snack, pass out, watch CSI, eat dinner, go upstairs, smoke a bowl, smoke a bowl, smoke a bowl, smoke a cigarette, smoke a bowl, smoke a bowl, smoke a bowl, smoke a bowl, smoke a cigarette, walk downstairs and sneak food at 2:00 am, pass out, wake up, go to school... etc...

And today... Well Sunday AJ and I got high and I was up until 3 am and I got up at 7 am for school... Then I was up ALL day Monday and Allen came over and we rented movies and got high and I passed out at 1 am.... On Tuesday I was sick as shit at school and slept from 10:45 am until 2:45 pm in school in the darkroon, then I came home and fell asleep at 6:30 pm and woke up today at 3:00pm... And it is now 11:30 and I am up without intent of passing out anytime soon, so what am I going to do to pass the time? You're right kids, you get a gold star on your charts, SMOKE POT!!! I'm such a loser fuck... Goddamnit, I suck...

Today, when AJ was passed out, I did a bunch of those fucking surveys because I'm such a loser I have nothing better to do... I want that 5000 question survey, if any of you have it you should probably send it to me...

Well my internet is being a piece of bitch (Vito, that one was for you) so I couldn't put the quizzes in... I will next time, I promise you this... YOU WILL read meaningless nonsense abobut my life for no reason whatsoever. . .

Hmm... My boyfriend will be in prison until January when he will go up before the parole board to see if he can get paroled or not... If SO, he'll be out with stipulations then... If NOT, then they'll probably hold him for 14 more months after then and I will be 20 by the time he gets out... He's been in for longer than I have seen him out... It's terrible and I would love to listen to everyone when they say "Yeah, that's when I would say, 'you know I love you but this isn't working out right now and maybe if I am single when you get out we can get back together'" but everytime I think of leaving him I get a sick feeling right below my ribs, at the top of my stomach.... An awful cramp... I have NO idea what it is that he has done to me but I know that NO ONE has had this effect on my life... It's really fucked up...

Okay, enough of my love babbling... I've been hanging out with my friends from many moons ago recently. I've been hanging out with Danielle and Dustin and Darryl and Dan and Dale and Mattywags BronoBrownKid and Benton... It's weird how shit happens, ain't it? You know there was that one group of kids that you hung out with in high school, right at the beginning when you first get into high school and you leave with a completely different bunch of friends? Well shit's worked out weird for me and I went right back to those same friends... I always go back... It's like I met a HOOJ group of soulmates all at one time, in one area... And it's weird to think that it's that way, but I swear it is... I dig my friends...

I miss Nikki... She IS my soulmate for sure for sure... I miss her terribly and I wish I had the time to call her... I know that from my above post you've probably gathered that I'm a piece of shit but I really do do alot now being that I leave high school forever in 13 school days... I have senior project... Getting a bunch of Art projects in so I can pass with a decent grade... This fucking play that we'redoing... My fucking speech has to be memorized... I have to learn to play the guitar by the 17th... 6 days from now... I have to WRITE a speech by the 17th... I have to have my portfolios in and I don't even have them started... WOwsa, I may not have to worry about graduation being that I'm NOT going to graduate by slacking the way I am... ANywyas, I'm babbling again... I miss Nikki... I miss Billy and Deb and Kaylin and Syndi andeven Terry... I miss being at Nikki's house at 9:00 am and waking up around mike's bottles and smoking pot all day and watching movies and making play-doh dinosaurs and having parties and humping things and taking silly pictures and hanging out at aarons and being pissed off at dale and dan for being douchebags... I MISS YOU SO EFFING MUCH NIKKI!!! I'm going to cry if I neverhear from you again being that YOU DON'T UPDATE MUCH... Silly head...

Anyways, I have got to go I'm freezing and my back hurts. And by the way... The internet disconnected 4 times... For the record... <3bananastasia<3

Surveys:



Basics
What is your full name: Anastasia Marie Pera...
Spell your first name backwards: Aisatsana
Date of birth: July 17th, 1987
Male or female: Female....
Astrological sign: Cancer
Nicknames: Ana, Anal, Junkie Slut, Ana Banana... Anything, hey you you stupid bitch... THat's one I hear alot...
Occupation: Resident slacker and class skipper of Montabella... I also work as the resident slave around mi casa...
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 384702847, what the fuck do you care?
Hair color: Naturally blonde but blonde and black right now... Changes ALOT
Eye color: Light blue, but also changes itself alot...
Where were you born: Lakeview, MI
Where do you reside now: Edmore, MI
Age: 17
Screen names: acid_bath_420_6969 (YIM), SpikedOrange13 (AIM), xXdEcApItAtIoNXx (Some gothic shit), FuckTheMan13 (GothicPersonals)... I have lots.
What does your screen name stand for: 1.) I dig Acid Bath, I smoke pot and I have sex, 2.) Spiked Orange was the name of some hilarious band "threat" that I had and I dig the number thirteen, 3.) It's some gothic site, I couldn't exactly put KittyKittyMeow2847, 4.) Fuck The Man... You know, like the rich white man that runs this poor excuse of a country.
What is your Open Diary name: I don't have one... How about 3spacestoosmall for my livejournal?
What does your Open Diary name stand for: Everything else I wanted my name to be was too long, therefore the screenname spot was generally "3 spaces too small"... get it?
Pets: 4 Dogs - Prince, King, Jill, and Stranger, 1 Kitty- Herr Kitty Kitty Kitty, 1 Calf- Benefit, 1 Frog - Mr. Bubbles, and 1 Tarantula - Tony (RIP)
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: Birthday cake? I was born in 1987, not much else exciting has happened for "birthdays" SINCE that day.
Piercings: Phew, here we go... A 14 gauge vertical labret, a 14 gauge monroe, an 18 gauge nostril piercing, 12 gauge earlobe piercings, and a 14 gauge industrial across the top of my right ear.
Tattoo's: None...yet.
Shoe size: 7 1/2 - 8
Righty or lefty: Both, mostly right handed
Wearing: An As I Lay Dying t-shirt and black tripp jeans with handcuff back pockets... yeah, I suck.
Hearing: The television here in the kitchen... A benedryl commericial... and chirping birds and my typing and my sniffling...
Feeling: Like I need to smoke a cigarette... and I have to pee... and I have the flu...
Eating/drinking: Nothing
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love: Yes... THree times...
How many people have you said I love you to: WAY TOO MANY
How many people have you been in REAL love with: Three... I definitely JUST said that.
How many people have you kissed: WAY TOO MANY... probably 40 or 50.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: Yep... Probably 10-20.
How many people have you dated: ALOT
What do you look for in a guy/girl: Nice teeth, sexy eyes, generally good looking, intelligent (this does not mean just book smarts, for example my boyfriend isn't very booksmart but he can fix anything wrong with your car/four-wheeler/dirtbike), common interests, sense of humor, someone that can make me laugh, someone that can get into a heated debate with me but still loving me afterwards, someone sweet to kiss me on my forehead before I fall asleep, someone sporadic to do fun things with, someone fun that I can ride with, someone that doesn't care if I'm covered head to toe in mud from riding four-wheeler in the mud pits, someone who treats me like their trophy girl, someone I can be comfortable with, someone that thinks I'm just as pretty with or without eyeliner, someone that can laugh at themselves, someone that can take a joke, someone to take care of me when I'm sick, someone to "hold my hair" when I'm throwing up, someone that can cuddle and watch a movie with me with their arms around me, someone that doesn't care if their hair is longer than mine, someone that can admit when they've made a mistake and who can forgive me when I have made one too, someone open-minded, someone whose heart is huge, someone that can cook cause lord knows I can't, someone who is good to their family, basically... I love something that doesn't exist... Except for in the man I've got right now, he's got PRETTY MUCH everything I just typed.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Their eyes and their smile...
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: The weird ones... I normally get hooked up with someone that I used to fight with all the time...
Do you have a crush right now: Yes I do... On my boyfriend..
If so who is it: AJ
Do you believe in love at first sight: I sure do.
Do you remember your first love: I sure do.
Who is the first person you kissed: Cody... I was in the seventh grade and it was a hot and heated make-out session... From there I kind of became a make-out skank
Do you believe in fate: Absolutely....
Do you believe in soul mates: Yeah but I think that there are more than one...
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: I'm sure I'll find one of them. Even if it's not for a love, it could be for a friend...
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have: One Brother - Jose Cesar, and Two Sisters - Ariel Josephine and Sierra del Sol
What are your siblings names: I really should read ahead...
What are your parents names: Jose and Shelly
How many siblings does your mother have: 2 sisters, 2 step brothers, and 1 step-sister.
How many siblings does your father have: 11, 10 sisters and one brother.
Where are your parents from: My dad is from Texas and my mom is from Michigan
Is your family close: On my dad's side, yes... On my mom's side, never.
Does your family get together for holidays: On my dad's side.
Do you have a drunk uncle: Unfortunately...
Any medical problems run through your family: Kidney problems, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, glaucoma, alcoholism... A lots of shitty shit...
Does someone in your family wear a toupee: Absolutely not thank jeebus.
Do you have any nieces or nephews: Technically? No. But my "sister" NIkki's daughter is my niece...
Are your parents divorced: Yes, and it's probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
Do you have step parents: Not technically... My dad has a girlfriend and my mom has a boyfriend.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: I almost divorced my father, but I'm too poor so we just stopped talking for a few years... Now we talk again... ANd my family has threatened to disown me becuase I get piercings "without asking".... WHoopty-fucking-doo I say
Did some of your family come to America from another country: Yeah, my great-grandma on my mom's side is Danish and my Grandma on my dad's side is from Mexico.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life: "I'm Okay" by Christina Aguilera
What's the most embarrassing cd you own: I'm not embarassed by ANY of the CD's I own... I had O-Town but I shattered it...
What's the best cd you own: Either Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy by Mindless Self Indulgence or Relish by Joan Osborne
What song do you absolutely hate: Anything neo-punk nazi bands like Simple PLan and Good Charlotte make.
Do you sing in the shower: Everytime I take a shower.
What song reminds you of that special someone: "Locked Up" by Akon, "Mr. Lonely" by Akon, "Obsession (Amor)" by Frankie J, and plenty of others...
Favorites
Color: Black and hott pink...
Food: Pop tarts
Song: Bring the Pain, Faggot, Clarissa, and anything by MSI, Something Worth Leaving Behind by LeeAnn Womack... Lots of music I dig.
Show: Law and Order SVU
School subject: Math, Art, and Drama.
Band/singer/artist: MSI, Behemoth, Reflux, Velvet Acid Christ, Deftones, Meshuggah, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Tub Ring, Rascall Flatts... Lots and lots of musick...
Animal: Snakes... and dogs...
Outfit: My As I Lay Dying shirt with the pink skeletons, my hott pink fishnets with any pair of baggy black pants with chains and zippers...
Radio station: I hate the radio.
Movie: WAY TOO MANY
Pair of shoes: My flamingo shoes... or my skull and crossbones shoes...
Cartoon: Invader Zim and Happy Tree Friends
Actor: Johnny Depp or Mickey Rourke
Actress: Sandra Bullock
Potato chip: Tater Skins
Drink: Soda
Soda: Wild Cherry Pepsi
Holiday: Devil's Night...
Perfume/cologne: The Nightmare Before Christmas Line...
Pizza topping: Pineapple
Jell-O flavor: Sour Apple
Lunch meat: Turkey or roast beef
Card Game: Captain Dick...
Video game: Donkey Kong. Duh.
Website: Mindless Self Indulgence website... Newgrounds dot Com, splt...
Book: Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, Requiem for a Dream, Of Human Bondage, Helter Skelter, High Hopes, In Cold Blood
Computer game: Topless Tetris... Insaniquarium...
Number: 7 and 13
Cereal: ALL CEREAL
Comedian: Dane Cook
Dessert: Fruit Salad
Disney character: Ursula
Clothing store: Hot Topic... Goodwill
Past time: Getting Pierced
Teacher: Mr. Gibson, Mrs. Barber, and Mrs. Haas
Childhood toy: Ninja Turtles ANYTHING
Carnival game/ride: Something with thrill...
Candy bar: Carmello...
Magazine: Circus
Salad dressing: French
Thing to do on the weekend: Uh, rent movies and get high to watch them...
Hot drink: Chai
Season: Spring
Sport to watch: Basketball
Person to talk to online: Jason
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets: I don't know... Something NOT cool...
What color are your bedroom walls: Cream with shells or something... It's wallpaper...
Do you have posters on your wall: Absolutely...
If so of what: Slipknot, slipknot, slipknot, slayer, soulfly, Glassjaw collage, otep, sevendust, static-x, sevendust, static-x, maynard james keenan, amy lee, marilyn manson... I don't know, a bunch of shit....
Do you have a tv in your bedroom: Yep.
How many pillows are on your bed: 2
What do you normally sleep in: T-shirt and underwear
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: underwear
What size bed do you have: Full.
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: No.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: Nope...
Describe the last nightmare you had: Something about vampires.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yep, Chaos the Tortured Teddy
Any unusual sleeping positions: On my stomach with my legs spread, one knee like, under my chin basically... and both of my arms crossed under my head.
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: No, thank pete.
Do you snore: Absolutely.
How about drool: More than you want to know...
Do you have an alarm clock in your room: No... I hate alarms..
What color is the carpet in your room: Light blue.
What's under your bed: My paintings and drawings and such, a toilet thing (long story), a box filled with letters from colleges, medals, plaques, awards, and such...
This or that
Loser/wannabe: Loser.
Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels
Day/night: Night.
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: THE WEST BITCHES
Heaven/hell: Hell...
Make love/have sex: I want to make sex and have love...
Coffee/tea: I would be nothing without coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs: Hot dogs.
Rap/rock: Rock.
Britney/Christina: Christina.
Swiss cheese/american cheese: American cheese.
Real World/Road Rules: NEITHER FUCKERS
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: I suppose since I have an NSYNC wristband on I better say them... But in all actuality I hate the both of them.
Silver/gold: Silver.
Nike/Adidas: MY ADIDAS
McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell.
Sweet/sour: Sour
Punk/emo: I'm so emo it hurts... Or so says a friend *winkety wink wink*
Hot/cold: Cold.
Winter/summer: Winter.
Spring/fall: Spring
Operas/plays: Plays.
Read/watch tv: Read.
Cd's/tapes: CDs.
Dvd's/vhs: DVDs.
Old/new: Depends what you're referring to.
Shorts/skirts: Skirts.
Pink/red: Pink.
Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and white photos
Meat/vegetables: Meat
Mexican food/chinese food: Chinese.
Commercials/infomercials: Commercials.
Scary movies/comedies: Scary movies.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: T-shirt and shorts
Sandals/tennis shoes: Tennies
Dogs/cats: Dogs
Unicorns/fairies: Faeries.
Water/land: Land.
Sugar/spice: Sugar.
Black/white: Black.
ribbons/bows: Ribbons.
Chicken/beef: Chicken.
Colored christmas lights/white christmas lights: Colored.
Cars/trucks: Trucks
Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin Powers.
Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels
Hip/hop: Hop.
Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: Real wrestling.
Back rub/foot massage: Back rub.
Picture frames/photo albums: Picture frames
Pens/pencils: Pens.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem: Revolutionized rap...
Virgins: Aren't that way forever, unless they take a vow of celebusy... In which case they SUCK... Even the virgin mary couldn't have been a virgin when she died...
God: A great exclamation made popular after some dumbass named Napolean Dynamite FUCKED it all up for us...
The Osbournes: A great family, a stupid show...
Reality TV: Reality TV like Cops and Worlds Wildest Police Videos and REAL TV are awesome... Survivor and all that shit blows...
J.Lo: The poorest excuse for a Hispanic to ever cross my race... Untalented skanky piece of trash...
Religion: Organized religion is bogus... See churches... See CATHOLIC churches... Thou shalt not worship false idols is one of the ten commandments and what do catholics do, get on their knees in their pue and pray to a plastic jesus... It's terrible, believe in God... DO NOT pray to a false idol of him... Or his son...
Emo music: FANTASTIC
Valentine's Day: One of Hallmarks BETTER ideas...
Christina Aguilera's comeback: What do you mean comeback? I didn't know she left anywhere?
Homosexuals: More power to those that aren't afraid to share their sexuality... We're all the same...
Abortion: To each her own...
Inter-racial relationships: Out-friggin-standing... Actually, I don't even understand why this is a question... WE'RE ALL THE SAME!!! GET THE HELL OVER IT!
Murder: Funny..
Death: Shit happens, ain't no point arguing about it.
Obesity: Shit happens... I'm fat and if I had a HUGE problem with it, I would get off my fat lazy ass and do something about it... Americans have successfully made a stereotype for themselves... People from India are "towelheads", Mexicans are "wetbacks"... And Americans are officially fat lazy pieces of judgemental greedy shit... Congratulations, we suck!
Pre-marital sex: I love it.
Terrorism: Oh come off it... Americans are terrorists to every other country... So why is it so fucking wrong when they attack us... We are not holier than they...
Pornography: One of the best things to spend my time on...
Fortune Tellers: Cost too much
Threesomes: Can be fun... But also provoke jealousy
Prostitution: Makes good money... Spreads disease
Politics: Worth fighting over... As soon as politicians GET THEIR HEADS OUTTA THEIR ASSES!
Country music: I love it...
George W. Bush: The son of George H. W. Bush... Used to be the governor of Texas... Raving imbecile... Makes his own words... He's all in all probably one of THE single worst presidents our country has ever had the displeasure of voting for...
Cloning: Fuck, if it works, do it!
Britney's boobs: Have nipples... And are currently producing breast milk, who the fuck cares?
Gas prices in America: Are rising on account of George Dubya's poor attempt at blowing up a country to steal their gas... Thank him, America.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack: Off Jill, great band
Tiffany: Really really outrageously priced lamps.
Ben: That evangelist telelvision guy... Benny Haan or whatever his name is...
Maria: That SANTANA song...
Jennifer: Some skanky girl I know...
Nicole: I think anger...
Amy: Lee, that hott chick from Evanescence
Adam: Sandler... What a funny fucker...
Richard: Simmons and his fluffy afro...
Arnold: The hilarious governor of California...
Tom: Arnold, Roseanne's ex husband...
Melissa: Joan Hart, Sabrina!
Charlotte: That stupid fucking Good Charlotte band that sucks more than anything else... That sucks more than Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, AND Monica Lewinsky combined.
Harold: AND KUMAR!!!
John: Malkovich...
Joel: that gathead fuck from good charlotte...
Vanessa: IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY, DO YOU THINK TIME WOULD PASS ME BY?
Michelle: Klenkers!!! My friend...
Kevin: My friend from Flint that moved to Florida
Brent: B-WILLY shinbizzle...
Jake: My cousin's boyfriend... Jake...
Billy: Taylor... We used to be friends until he threatened to SLIT MY THROAT IN MY SLEEP.... Way to be a pal, dick.
Sarah: A terrible name...
Natalie: Imbruglia is TORN
Christy: Carlton Romano or whatever that disney chick's name is...
Nick: I think of thastupid Jessica Simpson bitch...
Linda: Someone's teacher... It's gotta be...
Taylor: See Billy...
Jordan: Snyder, my bud of buds.
Jamie: Crowls...
Adrian: Brody... I bet NO ONE knows who this is but he's famous... Check up on it...
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone: Yes.
Been on a diet: Yes.
Been to a foreign country: No.
Broken a bone: Haha
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: Yep
Swear at a teacher: Everyday
Talked to a Open Diary member via emails or instant messages: Nope
Got in a fight: Verbal, yes.
Dated a teacher: Not yet... Someday...
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: I probably have but not to my recollection...
Thought about killing your enemy: Yeah, so?
Gone skinny dipping: Yeah...
Met another Open Diary member in the flesh: Nope
Told a little white lie: Yes.
Told a secret you swore not to tell: Yes.
Stolen anything: Yes.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: No, everytime I use a swear word it sounds fantastic becuase I am THE NUMBER ONE STUNNA of cussing...
Been on TV: Yes
Been on the radio: Heck yeah, I won a radio singing contest for 1680 hhip-hop in Grand Rapids Michigan...
Been in a mosh pit: Yes.
Been to a concert: Yes.
Dated one of your best friends: Yeah, it never works...
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: Yes.
Deceived somebody close to you: Yes.
Broken the law: Everyday...
Been to a rodeo: Not yet... But I plan to... I want to ride a bull...
Been on a talk show: Not yet but I bet my family will take me on "Is you teen daughter scaring you because she's sexually active, pierced, into drugs, or anything else?"
Been on a game show: Not yet but I WILL be on Wheel of Fortune
Been on an airplane: Yeah, I puked all over my favorite coat.
Got to ride on a firetruck: Nope... DOn't that suck?
Came close to dying: Oh plenty of times...
Cheated on a bf/gf: Unfortunately
Gave someone a piggy back ride: Yes.
Terrorized a babysitter: Hehe, yeah.
Made a mud pie: I don't remember YESTERDAY, let alone when I would have made a mud pie.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: Yes.
Snuck out of the house at night: Yep...
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: Hehe, I don't think I forgot my name but I know what you're getting at and yes, more than once.
Had an eating disorder: Yeah... It's called the ATKINS DIET... The shit made me anorexic.
Felt like you didn't belong: Nope... If I don't belong I don'tgive a fuck...
Felt like the 3rd wheel: Yes...
Smoked: Yep, everyday...
Done drugs: Yep, everyday...
Been arrested: Not tehnically...
Had your tonsils removed: Hecks no... They can grow back, why waste my money?
Gone to camp: gone camping but not to a camp
Won a bet: Yes.
Written a love letter: Yes.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: All the time...
Written a love poem: Yes.
Kissed in the rain: Yes.
Slow danced with someone you love: Yeah
Participated in an orgy: Not yet....
Faked an orgasm: Yes.
Stolen a kiss: Yes.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: Yes.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: Yeah...
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: Yeah, Benton and I watched the sunrise in his backyard...
Gotten a speeding ticket: No.
Done jail time: No.
Had to wear a uniform to work: No.
Won a trophy: Yeah
Thrown up in public: Yes.
Bowled a perfect game: No.
Failed/got held back: No.
Got perfect attendance in grade school: No.
Roasted pumpkin seeds: No.
Taken ballet/karate lessons: Yep, karate
Attempted suicide: Yes.
Cut yourself: Yep...
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes: Yeah, both...
Did you own Treasure Trolls: HOLY SHIT YEAH, those are the whip..
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: No.
Did you play Simon Says: Yes.
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: Yep
Did you wet the bed: Not really.
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: Shit chyeah, I still do... I don't let my feet hang off the bed...
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: Still do...
Were you shy: Shit no.
Were you spoiled: Ha, if you call getting the shit beat out of you spoiled.
Were you abused: See above question... Wow, I really NEED to read ahead...
Did you go to the circus: A few times...
Did you go to the zoo: Yep...
Were you in a car accident: Yes.
Did you build snowmen: Yes.
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: Yes.
Were your older cousins mean to you: No.
Did you think slinkies were cool: Yes.
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: NOOOO!!! THEY LIVED IN MY ROOM, GOSH.
Were you afraid of the dark: Yeah, I still am...
Did you have slumber parties: Yeah, I still do...
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag: I don't want to talk about it...
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: Nope but I wished I could...
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: I still do!!!!

 


A-Z Survey 5/2/2005
A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be? Sea Cucumber

 

B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself? I don't BUY anything, I don't have any money... I guess you could say a Guitar Chord Progression poster... But no because I wanted it becuase I needed it...

 

C-What COUNTRIES have you been to? Umm... The United States of America... Unfortunately...

 

D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND? The Brair Rabbit Water Ride... Or the Epcot Rollercoaster

 

E-Do you believe in ESP? I believe AND participate in...

 

F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm? Fuck no, I always let my man know when he's doing it wrong...

 

G-Have you ever fired a real GUN? A REAL gun on a VIDEO GAME...

 

H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means? Does it mean something about ten foot wave or... No, holding a wave for ten seconds... Is that it? I've lived in Michigan my whole life, what the fuck should I know about surfing?

 

I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty? Any fucking grown man who shares his bed with little children, touching them or not, who is as creepy as MJ has GOT to be guilty of something...
J-Do you wear JEWELRY? Ergh, I have a steel 14 gauge banana bar in my lip, an 18 gauge steel ring in my left nostril, and inch and a quarter steel bar through the top of my right ear, a 14 gauge steel labret stud in my face called a MONROE, I wear a 50 cent nsync wristband with safety pins in it, a bright orange bracelet with a monkey on it that says "Don't Monkey With Drugs" (haha, oh the irony), and a plethora of rubber bracelets in all different colors and sizes, I wear my class key necklace and a black rubber bracelet around my right ankle... ANything else you want to know about?

 

K-Have you ever KILLED an animal? I once nailed a SUFFERING cat to a skateboard... The cat was suffering before I hooked it to a skateboard... ANd that was in my SATAN worshipping days
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed? I sent a letter and a money order to my boyfriend in prison...

 

M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character? Beeker

 

N-Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar? Not yet...

 

O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or recieve? Give... I have this weird feeling I get when there's a face in my crotch and I'm NOT giving birth...

 

P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL? Shit no... I barely attend HIGH SCHOOL.

 

Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is? Ergh, someone that hog's qualuudes?

 

R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse? Yes sirree bob... I live on a farm.

 

S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life? Yes sirree bob... I was the MVP of my seventh grade volleyball team suckas... ANd I played softball up through eighth grade when I joined soccer instead of softball... THen I dyed my hair blue and started smoking pot everyday and everything went downhill from there...

 

T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES? What the fuck, I have nothing to do with taxes I don't make money....

 

U-Do you own an UMBRELLA? Nope, there's nothing I love more than the feeling of rain on my face...

 

V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE? I don't have that "RIGHT" yet... ANd even though it is a "right" there's no point in voting for the leader of the country as long as the electoral college is still in place... 200 rich dickheads get to vote for who's in charge... Not me or you or you or even YOU... So, think twice before you wait in line for 6 hours to vote for a president that doesn't give two shits about you... I think that we should probably protest the electoral college until the NEXT voting season...

 

W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast? Warm with a 150% chance of thunderstorms....

 

X-What was your last X-RAY you had taken? Of my wrist, a couple of months ago...

 

Y-Do you own a YELLOW shirt? Hmm... I probably have one at my dad's house but I haven't lived there since I was 15 nor have I worn any of the clothes there since I was fifteen so, does that count?

 

Z-How many ZIP codes have you lived in? 5.



 



 


ETC.
Best Feeling in the World -- The look in a persons eyes when you have made them second-guess what they are doing and change themselves for the better... Or holding the person that you love in your arms and sleeping side by side with them, knowing that nothing in the world could keep you away from him or her... Knowing that somewhere in the world someone loves you, even if they are not with you right now... The look on a hundred peoples faces after you're done singing on stage and watching them stand up and applaud... Watching the joy on childrens faces after performing a play for them... The look on the face of a homeless person after giving him or her and few bucks and sitting down and having a smoke with them, talking to them about their lives... There's a lot in life that makes me happy...
Worst Feeling in the World -- Watching the person you love walk out of your life forever and knowing that it's all your fault... Loving your best friends boyfriend with all of your heart, and knowing that he loves you too, but also knowing that there's nothing you can do about it because your friends are all that count in life... Eating eggs... Menstrual cycles... Having you best friend be mad at you but not knowing what for... Not being able to hold the one that you love... Not being able to kiss the one that you love...
Most Important thing in life -- Unconditional love...
Future -- I wish I knew... I like thinking that I'm going to own my own business and sell things like jewelry and bongs and shit... But I want to be a criminal psychologist and analyze the minds of criminals like... Serial killers and shit... But I would also love to practice law, I would be a good goddamn lawyer... But I would also love to be a teacher so I can have summers off... And entrepreneurship sounds mighty fine... I really don't fucking know...
# of Pillows -- I have two on my bed but I don't really use them...
Most Erotic Part of the Body -- The hips... And the mouth...
Least Erotic Part of the Body -- The feet...
This or That?
Coke or pepsi -- Coke
Crutons or bacon bits -- Croutons
Pencil or pen -- Pen
Country or rap -- Country
Truck or car -- Truck
Computer or tv -- TV
Hot tub or swimming pool -- Swimming Pool
Pants or dress -- Pants
Shorts or pants -- Pants
Skiing or snowboarding -- Snowboarding
Cuddling or making out -- Ergh, cuddling usually LEADS to making out which LEADS to foreplay which LEADS to sex...
Piercings or tattoos -- Piercings... AND TATTOOS!!! Duh, I'm a freak chick, I dig both...
Mt.Dew or Dr.Pepper -- Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper....
Tighty whities or boxers -- Boxers
Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears -- Christina Aguilera
Driver or passenger -- Driver
Drinking or smoking -- Drinking and smoking go hand in hand...
Summer or winter -- Winter
Beach or mountains -- Mountains
Being on land or water -- Water
Sunrise or sunset -- Sunset
Cat or dog -- Dog
Stars or moon -- Stars
Sky diving or bungee -- Both... Bungeeing first and then sky diving...
Candles or inscents -- Incense
Trampoline or swing set -- Swings
Real TV or discovery channel -- Real TV
Hamburger or cheeseburger -- Cheeseburger
Baseball cap or cowboy hat -- Baseball cap
Train, plane, or automobile -- Automobile
Jet ski or wave runner -- Jet ski
Have You Ever?
Gone skinny dipping -- Yes I have
Been arrested -- Not technically
Gotten drunk -- Uh, duh?
Cheated on your b/f or g/f -- Unfortunately...
Made out w/ someone you weren't going out with -- Haha, all the time!
Broken a bone - All the time
Been high -- Everyday
Questions:
Best friend -- Danielle, Katie, Nikki, Heidi, Steffany
Boyfriend or girlfriend -- Boyfriend: AJ
Who do you have a crush on -- Jimmy Urine
Who do you think has a crush on you -- You know, I always say no one and then someone tells me that they've loved me for so long and blah blah blah... So I'm not naming names but I'm sure there are a select few out there... Like Jason or Benton or someone... Casey for sure...
FUTURE:
What do you want to do -- Everything
What school do you want to go to -- Mid-MIchigan COmmunity College in Mt. Pleasant MICHIGAN then a transfer to a university like Ferris State University or... *sigh* my dream Evergreen State College in Olympia WASHINGTON...
How many kids do you want -- 2 boys... ANy girls will be sold on the black market...
Where do you want to live -- Washington
Whatever:
Do you crack your knuckles -- Yeppers.
What color of eyes do you like the most -- Blue. Or Hazel.
Do you drink often -- Yes.
What type of pants do you wear -- Big black baggy pants with chains and straps and metal things and zippers and all sorts of stuff... Skull and crossbones... All sorts...
Whats the most annoying thing people can do to you -- I'm annoyed by everything... Chomping smacking laughing... BREATHING...
Have you ever recieved a dozen roses -- I've received 20 carnations... Does that count?



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